Bird Watching Blog

No not really. It would be fun to crap on those who **** you off.

yea but a bird lives a tough life having to search for food on a constant basis just too survive and all them animal es taht wana eat birds

Birds get ****** into engines with surprising regularity.

Yeah – isn’t that just the nuts? And think of the gas money we would save if we could do the same!

Yeah I used to love birds too until I hit a whole flock of them with my plane most of them bounced off but I still needed a clean pair of undies

There’s an old saying that goes, “Eagles may soar, but weasels never get ****** into jet air intakes.”

If I wasn’t so scared of heights,
I would LOVE to be a bird!

Birds, why birds? I will **** the birds into my jet engine! Muahahahaha!